Dnt eat

4wrd dis2 whm u care abt -

Dnt eat maggi,

chinese food,

ice cream products n spcialy cake,

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'WITHOUT ME'...

Chalta hai Nvr Mind

True Heart Eveything happens 4 a Purpose,
Our Frndship Wasnt an accident,
My destiny wanted me 2 get d best but Unfortunately U got d Best.
Chalta hai Nvr Mind., GM

PAGALPATNI

PAGALPATNI

If Boy propose Grl

Her 5 Ans

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V R Frnd

I Luv Sum1

I Have Family Problem
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Grl Prpose A Boy

Ha

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Ha

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Kamino Koi To Standard Banao Apna.:-)

Petrol Price

Petrol Price

in Pakistan 26

Bangladesh 22

Nepal 34

Burma 30

Afganisthan 36

Qathar 30

INDIA 53

basic cost per liter 16.50

centre tax 11.80

excise Duty 9.75

State Tax 8.00

Vat Ces 4.00

Total 50.05

Now extra 3 rupees great job frm govt..

pass this message to all.

supported bharat bandh on 5th July

branch manager

1 admi roz subha 10 baje ped ki daal pe chadh k baith jata tha or 5 baje utar jata tha.

pucho kyu?

MBA krke pagal ho gya tha khud ko branch manager smjhata tha...

CHINA Cricket

CHINA Cricket Q Nhi Khelta?
Qki TECHNICAL Problem HaeSab Players ka face Ek Jaisa Hota HaeJo Out Ho Gaya Wahi Muh Dhoke Phir se Aa Skta Hai!

Santa Engage

I Am Getting engaged on 28th NOV, SUNDAY.
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Santa ki Girl frnd usko itna keh kar chali gayi..:)

Santa

Snta pehli bar plane me betha jese hi plane ka agla pahiy upar utha snta ja kr pilot ko marne lga " Sale me pehle hi dara hua huaur tu stunt dikha raha he"!! GD

Teacher & Student

Teacher - Bachho, Kasam Khao k Cigret, Shaarab aur Ladki ko Nahi Chuoge, Desh k Liye jaan de doge.
Students - de denge sir, Aisi zindagi jee kar bhi kya karna?

Mistks r Many

Mistks r Many but apologies r few,

Prsns to hurt r many, but shoulders to lean r few,

frnds r many bt true r few,

So thanx to being my true friend forever,

Kaho Usi Se

@nnu~4u:
Kaho Usi Se Jo Na Kahe Kisi Se,
Mango Usi Se Jo De De Khushi Se,
Chaho Usi Ko, Jo Mile Kismat Se,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Nibhaye Hasi Se.

Dabaang PJ

Dabaang PJ - Teacher ne mujhe Kaha " Where is ur pen" Wah Teacher ne Mujhe Kaha " Where is ur pen"
Maine bola..
"Tere Mast Mast do Nain, Mere Dil ka le gye Chain"

Ek Bat hamesha yad rakhna

Ek Bat hamesha yad rakhna

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baat karo ya na karo

Rishtey nibhane ka andaz aana chahiye,
Yaad karne k liye meetha bahana chahiye,
baat karo ya na karo,
par ek pyara sa SMS roz aana chahiye..

Aaj Sunday Hai

"Aaj Sunday Hai"
Is MSG ko 100 logo ko bhejo $ believe me,
7din baad phir se sunday aa jaega!It realy works,
Ignore kiya to kal monday ayega its true

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi & Eid Mubarak

Wish U V V Happy Ganesh Chaturthi & Eid Mubarak njoy the unity of community while celebrating these 2 festival on same day.

DASHAHARA

Let us fill the world with JOY AMD LAUGHTER. "HAPPY DASHAHARA". From (Name)

DASERA

WISH U & UR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY & PROSPEROUS DASERA.
WISH THIS DASERA BRING ALL UR DREAMS COME TRUE.

SPELLING MISTAKE

Khoon se likh diya har Diwar pe uska Naam,

Aur Fir Tod di har Diwar Jis pe Likha tha uska Naam,

Q Ki,

Q ki,
"SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR".

Safe Diwali

Light a Lamp of Love,

Blast a Chain of Sorrows,

Shoot a Rocket of Prosperity,

Wishing you And Your Family

"HAPPY & SAFE DIWALI!!!!"

Diwali

Wish you and ur family a very happy Diwali.

Diwali

There's always something warm & Bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, & hearts are full of cheer, thts y, this special Greeting comes ur way, to wish u all life's best, on "DIWALI" & in the coming year, too ..... WITH REGARDS (Name)

Diwali

MAy this diwali enlightens u nd ur family wid all d happiness & Prosperity.
May all ur wishes cum true.
wishing u & ur family a gr8 Diwali festival.
Happy Diwali.
From (NAme)

Diwali

From (NAme) Wishing You and your family a very happy and safe diwali

DIPAWALI

Dil Ke Dipak Se Diye Jalayenge,
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Dhadkan k Rango se Rangoli Sajayenge,
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"HAPPY DIPAWALI"2U & FAMILY

Rat & Cat

lIFE IS LIKE RACE BETWEEN CAT & RAT.
RAT MOSTLY WINS, BCOZ CAT RUNS 4 FOOD , & RAT RUNS 4 LIFE.
REMEMBER, " PURPOSE IS MORE IMPORTANT DEN NEED"

Happy Dussehra

Ho aapki life mei khushiyao kamela,
Kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela,
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera,
Aur aapko hamari taraf se
Happy Dussehra!....

Types of Smiling

:)) Big Smile

:) Simple Smile

:> Happy Smile

:<>

:$ Smiley Smile

:D Toothy Smile

;$ Winky SmileSelect

any but KEEP SMILING

4ever .... gd mrn

Wife & Husband

Wife : Chaloona, Aaj Sunday he, Bhar Chalte he or Driving my Karungi?

Husband : WOW! Matlab Jayenge Car me, Aur Ayenge kal k Akhbaar me

JUMA MUBARAK

Jisko Sarkare do - alam se mohabbt hogi, Us par ALLAH ki har lamha Inayt hongi, Bhejta rahiye darud - O Salam Aaqa par, khwab me apko Aaqa ki Ziyarat hogi. $ JUMA MUBARAK $

Assalaamualaikum

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Kch nahi Bas Salam Kr ke 10 Nekiya Kamani thi..Ramzaan hai to 700 nekiya ho gayi..Walaikum Assalaam!!. Jawab nhi diya to gunah hoga.....

EID - MUBARAK.

Rub Buri Nazar Se Bachaye,
Aapko Chand Sitaro Se Sajaye,
Aapko Gam Kye Hota Hai Bhool Hi Jao,
Khuda Zindagi me Itna Hasaye Aapko.
EID - MUBARAK.

Dua

" Rabbi Minkulli Zanmbi Watube Illaihi"
Ye Dua 10 Dosto ko Bhejne Se ALLAH Tum Par Se Musibat Hata Dega.
ALLAH Par Bharosa Hai to Bhej Kar Dekho..
"ASAD"

Friends r like

Friends r like fishes, U have 2 sit patiently 4 a long time 2 catch a gud 1.
Jst lke I Caught u.
So better stay nice othrwse I will FRY U..;-) gn

PAGALBOY : -

PAGALBOY : -
Zindagi Ek Cigarette ki Tarah Hai.
Enjoy Karo.
Warna
Jal To Rahi Hi Hai.
Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

Teacher & Student

Teacher : U Call ur Mother as mum, what will u call ur Mother's Younger sister & Elder Sister?Student : "Minimum" & "Maximum".

Eid ka ye Tyohaar

Suraj ki kirne,
taaron ki bahaar...
Chand ki chandni,
apno ka pyaar...
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan mubarak ho aapko Eid ka ye Tyohaar!

Ganesh chaturthi

Ganesh chaturthi nimita hardik subhecha from ( your name)

Eid mubarak

Eid mubarak . Always be happy, always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to
smile, But ur smile itself is a reason for many others to Smile...

Eid Mubarak .

May this crescent of Eidul Fitr - Celebration of Fasting breaking - inscribe our entire
life on D core of Ramzan i.e. pasion, care 4 others & TOGATHERNES. Eid Mubarak .

Eid Mubarak

Aasman se todkar "tara" diya hai.
Aalam - e - tanhai me ek sahara diya hai.
Meri "kismat" b "Naaz" karti hai mujh pe.
khuda ne " Dost" hi itna pyara diya hai... Eid Mubarak

SULTAN MIRZA

Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindagi Khatam Nahi Hoti,
Botal K Sath Ho Agar Namkin or Gold Flake,
To Zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti....

Well Come to Such Ka Samna

Well Come to Such Ka Samna!
Aapke liye pahla sawal,
Kya aapne mandir se Chappal Churana chod diya.?
Jabab sirf haa ya naa me di jiye.!
To aap ka jawab kya he.

Jin & Aaqa

Jin : Kya hukum hai mere Aaqa..?
Aaqa : Mere A/c me 50 Cr. Cash aur Katrina se shadi 10 Sec. mein kara do.
Jin : Aaqa.....!Hukum karo .Bakwass Nahi.

Shohar & Biwi

Shohar : kaha ja rahi ho?
Biwi : Chand Dekhne!
Shohar : us chand ko kya dekh rahi is chand ko dekh.
Biwi : Mujhe "ID" ka chand dekhna hai "AMAAVAS" ka nahi"::

In life there r five things U shouldNot Lose

In life there r five things U shouldNot Lose
1) CHARACTER
2) SELF RESPECT
3) HOPE
4) HEART
And
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5) Well , u know My nme .. Gn
( Write Your Name).

NAMAZ ki fikr rakho

NAMAZ ki fikr rakho BALANCE ki tarha,
AZAN sun kar utho RINGTONE ki tarha,
QURAN dhyan sePADHO SMS ki tarha,
DUNIA me BUSY na ho jana NET - WORK ki tarha!

Khush - Haali laanay waali 7 cheezain :

Khush - Haali laanay waali 7 cheezain :
1. Quran ki Tilaawat.
2) namaaz ki Paabandi.
3. ALLAH ka shukra Ada karna.
4. Majboor ki madad karna.
5. Gunahon se Tauba.
6. Azeezon se Achha sulook.
7. Subah k waqt surah yaseen aur shaam k waqt surah waqia ki Tilaawat.

Namaz qabul hogai hai.

Sahaba (r.t.a) ne Huzur (S.A.W.) se pucha hume keise pata chalega humari namaz qabul hogai hai. To Aap (S.A.W.) Ne farmaya k agli namaz padne ko ji karega..

Hazrat ali R.T.A.H ne farmaya

Hazrat ali R.T.A.H ne farmaya K bahadur vo shakhs nahi jo sher se lad kar use marde, farmaya k taqtvar vo hae jo apne NAFAS pe Qabu kar k uski KHWAHISHO ko mare.

Nabi Sallallahu alaihi wa sallam ne farmaya

Alhamdulillah Nabi Sallallahu alaihi wa sallam ne farmaya Rahmat ke Farishte us ghar mai dakhil nahi hote jisme koi kutta ya tasvir ho. (Bukhari Sharif)

Plz Start Namaz

Jiski Namaz Zindgi achi,
jiski zindagi Achi Uski Mout Achi,
Jiski Mout Achi Uski Aakherat Achi,
Jiski Aakherat Achi Uski Jannat Pakki ,
Plz Start Namaz

Hazrat Ali Ne farmaya

Hazrat Ali Ne farmaya Apni zuban ki tezi us maa par mat azmao jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya.

Nabi - E - karim ne farmaya

Nabi - E - karim (Sallalaahu Alaihi wa sallam) ne farmaya - ,
1) Liaas ki saadgi imaan ki alamataon mei se 1 alamat hai...
2) Dua ke siwa koi cheez Taqdeer k Faisle ko badal nahi sakti..
3) Neki ke siwa koi cheez gam ko nahi kam kar sakti...
4) Sadka k siwa koi cheez musibat ko taal nahi sakti...
5) Zakaat ke siwa koi cheez daulat aur maal ko pak nahi bana sakti..
6) Khuda ke khaof se tanhai mei rone k siwa koi cheez ALLAH ki Narazgi ko nahi mita sakti..
7) ALLAH us Shaqs ko AABAAD rakhta hai jo Hadees sunkar us par AMAL kare aur fhailay..

apple

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Ans : Finding only half of the worm!!

ladki pe line marta

Dhoni is 29 Yrs.

7 Sakshi is 21 Yrs...

But still Dhoni says we were school friends.....

1dam chalu insan tha wo

11th me bhi 3rd std wali ladki pe line marta tha...

Management Funda for success:

Management Funda for success:
If you dont like the Rules......
Follow that Rules reach at the Top, and then change the Rules....

Fragrance

" Do good 2 every1 without expecting much" as an old proveb says
" Fragrance always cling 2 the hands of those who distribute roses"
Gud Day...

Ek Dilchasp "haqiqat"

Ek Dilchasp "haqiqat"
Jab Neki ki jaye tab Right Farishte likhte hi,
or
jb burayi ki jaye tab left Farishte likhte hi,
kya aap ko aisa "AMAL" Malum hai,
jis k karne se dono farishte harkat me aa jate ihai,
wo "AMAL" hai DAROOD SHARIF ka kasrat se pahhna,
Right farishte 10 Nekiyan likhte hai,
or
Left farishte 10 gunah mitate hai,
or
ALLAH 10 darjaat buland karta hi,
SUBHAN ALLAH!

Hadis E Pak

Hadis E Pak
Huzur Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam Ne Farmaya.
3 Log Bad Nasib Honge
1. Jo Ramzanul Mubarak Ko Paye Or Us Me Ibadat Na Kare
2. Apne Ma Bap Ko Budhape Me Paye Or Us Ki Khidmat Na Kare
3. Jo Huzur Ka Nam Sune Huzur Par Durude Pak Na Padhe

FRIENDSHIP DAY

"New 'FRIENDS' in ur life may be a poem,
But old 'FRIENDS' are alphabets.
Dont 4get alphabets bcoz u will need them 2 read the poem"
' HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!"

God smiled

1 day God tested me,

he erased all my memory& askddo u remembrany1 nw?I told UR name.

God smiled & said"some viruses cannot be deleted".

g.n t.c s.d

Muqadar me

Muqadar me Likhi koi Baat ho Tum,
Taqdir ki ek Khubsurat Sougat ho Tum,
Karke dosti Tumse Mehsus ye hua,
Jaise Sadio se Yuhi Mere Sath ho Tum

'Agar' duniya

'Agar' duniya 21.12.2012 ko 5:42 pm pr khtm ho or aap 5:40 pm pr mere saath ho to last time aap mujhse kya kahoge.REPLY fast...

gn,

A deep friend

A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
GOOD DAY

proposed

A cute luv story wid happy ending:-
1day,
Somebody proposed U..
U said "Not Interested!"
& in dis way... Smbdy livd a Happy Life forevr...
hahaha...

On doesn'tCall

A caring pErs On doesn'tCall
He makes it simple witha SMS,
Bcoz SMS is not wat d mouth Speaks.
Its wat d Heartreally Feels...GN SD TC

feel free 2 call

10 Minutes talking wid an intelligent person is equal 2 reading general knowledge books 4 a whole day. So feel free 2 call

Shakespare

A Great Saying by Shakespare:-

"I love photos,

because the Best thing about them is that,

it never changes..!

Even when the people in it do change..!

Gn

Agar tumhe

A lover's says " Agar tumhe khuch ho gaya to mai zinda nahi bachunga,
But a friend's says " Jab tak mai zinda hu tumhe khuch hone hi nahi dunga".
GOOD MORNING

A smile

A smile 2 start d morning,

A prayer 2 bless ur day.

A song 2 lighter ur work,

A cheer 2 praise God's presence.

A Special

G:-):-)D MORNING..

Tkr. Byeee.

BIRTHDAY

Aaj RAVAN kA BIRTHDAY hai...Un ki YAD me plz. Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKCHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr diya.?Jai lankesh!

apne kya kiya

Aap dur gaye intzar kiya,
aap pas aaye feel kiya,
aap ruth gye razi kiya,
aap yad aye mis kiya,
jab mis kiya sms kiya,
ek bat batao sab kuch humne kiya
apne kya kiya

Ab kya padenge

Arz kiya hai...
kabhi sochte h Aj padenge,
kbhi sochte h Kl padenge,
fr sochte h jb papr honge tab padenge,
N jb papr hote h 2 kehte h .
Ab kya padenge.

ApNe Kabi kisise Pyar Kia

Agar ApNe Kabi kisise Pyar Kia h toIs GaaNe Ko Pura KaroK---N -O --H-- T- --G- -T ---I-A J---N T--S-- S---- H---ReplyI TS CHALANGE 4 U

'Friends' forever.

Distance never separates any relation,
time never built any relation,
If feelings are True from heart,
Then Friends are always 'Friends' forever.

Ting ting tiding...

Alladin ke pass tha ek Jaadui Jin,

Humara Dil na lagta aapke bin,

Stainless Steel mein hota hai 2% Tin,

Khuda kare mast jaye aapka din.

Ting ting tiding...

luv a rose

Anybody can luv a rose,but it takes a grt deal 2 luv a leaf!!!Don't luv sum1 who is beautiful,but luv d one who can make ur life beautiful.ItS my way 2 life

KAR CHALE HM FIDA

Bakra kisi ke hatho katne se pehle kon sa gana gayga KAR CHALE HM FIDA JAAN-O-TAN SATHIYON,AB TMHARE HAWLE MUTTON SATHYO

Biscuitwale

Biscuitwale ka love letter. Dear marie, today is goodday u have krackjaked my little heart now i am in 50-50 position. Plz dont play hide n seek. Tumhara tiger

Do not worry

"Do not worry if others do not understand u" "Worry only if u can't understand urself"Live in ur passion& Love ur Life.Good day...

REMiNd UrSeLF

"REMiNd UrSeLF"

It only tks 1 minute to:

Help a human in need,

Raise ur standards 2 world-class,

2 connect 2 co-workEr.
Jst a Min wil mke ur hours.Ble$s U!

Jump maar dena

(-_-) (-_-) Bacche hai,Zid kar rahe the ki Monkey dekhna hai, Maine tumara address de diya. Wo agar aye to 2-3 Jump maar dena plz, Bachche khush ho jaenge.

Phool

(@) (@) (@) Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai Lekin Kuch Insaan Phulon Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai Jaise Aap

Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo.....

I Love u

"I Trust u" is a better word than "I Love u" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust...

SMS free

ya allah !
tu agar SMS free bhi kar dega to bhi ye
KANJUS sudharne wale nahi,
sochenge sms free hai to kya?

battery to low ho jayegi.!

Har sajda

Har sajda apka manjur -e-khuda ho jaye apki duaon me rab ki raja ho jae khuda apko itni khushia de ki apki zindgi se lafz-e-gam fanna ho jae..

Ek dost hai duniya me

Ek dost hai duniya me jise hum apna sabkuch mante hai,
Roz jiske liye hum dua mangte hai,
Log bhi jalte hai muzse kyuki wo bhi aap jaisa 1 dost mangte hai.
Gn.tc

Apne arman

Apne arman batana sikh lo,

pyar apna jatana sikh lo,

sirf khwab dekhnese kuch nahi hota,

khwabo ko hakikat banana sikh lo.

Fill in the blanks

Hurry up.Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or"Nahi" 1: ____main insan nahi hon. 2: ____main hi chor hon. 3: ____mera koi elaaj nahi. 4:___main hi idiot hon

Accident huwa

Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete..
Frnd:Abe saale,aadha ghanta pehle to accident huwa 1ghanta pehle kaise le aate.

Ramzan

ASSALAMU-ALAIKUM Wazu karte waqt baat karne se 100 saal ki ibadat ka sawab chala jata hai.

Plz forword it muslim agar kisi ko nahi pata hai to malum ho jayega!

Kuch Chehare

Kuch Chehare bhulaye nahi jate,
Kuch nam dil se mitaye nahi jate,
Mulaqat ho na ho mere dost,
dosti k Chirag buzaye nahi jate.
Gud Morning

Kabutar

KAbutar
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mere kanjus dost ke paas ja ke ache se msg leke aa..
Replay Kanjus..:

Incoming ki Taraha

Sapno me Aayenge Incoming ki Taraha!
Tum ko Darayenge Balence ki Taraha!
Dhoka Na Dena Miss Call Ki Taraha!
Bas DOST Rahena Lifetime Ki Taraha.

Na karna

"Request" hai hamari ,
"Refuse" na karna,
"Dosti" k bulb ko,
"Fuse" na karna'hum
"Dost" hai apke,
"Confuse" na karna,
hamari"Jagha" Kisi or ko "Choose" na karna.

kya fayada

Din me deep jalane say kya fayada,
Rakh me aag lagane se kya fayada,
Aapko yaad aati nahi hamari,
Jabardasti humari yaad dilane me kya fayada???
Gud luk Take care

Kasam Khao

Sir : Bacho Kasam Khao ki Sharab, Cigrate, Jua or Ladikiyo ko nahi chuoge!Des k Liye Jaan doge?

Bachhe : De denge sir, aisi Jindagi jikar kya karenge.

Ramzan

wo Sehri ka maza.
wo Iftar ki bhook.
wo Quran ki Tilawt.
wo Namaz ka Sukoon.
Wo Taraveeh ki qirat.
Wo roze ka noorsirf 1 din door,
Mah - e - Ramzan is Coming

MARY Xmas

wind'll b blowing Water'll b flowing, Sky'll b dark, 25 Dec'll b on mark , Stars'll high Santaclause'll b ready on slide, MARY Xmas

Koi achha lage

Koi achha lage to use pyar na krna,
uske liye neend bekaar na karna,
Do din to aayenga khushi se milne ,
Tisre din kahenga mera intezar na krna.

Manzil milne se

Manzil milne se dosti bhulai nahi jati Duniya se kabhi dosti chupai nahi jati Dost ki kami har pal rahti hai Durio se dosti mitai nahi jati.

Tumse Dur jane

Tumse Dur jane ka irada n tha sda sath rehne ka bhi vada n tha tum yaad n karonge ye jante the par itni jaldi bhul jaoge hume ye aandaza n tha

Teri Yaad ne

Teri Yaad ne bura hal kar diya Tanha mera jena mushkil kar diya Socha jo tumhe yaad na kare Dil ne dhadkne se inkaar kar diya

Awaaz doge

Saath agar doge toh muskuraayenge,
Dosti agar dil se karonge toh nibhaayenge,
kitne bhi kaanten kyon na ho raahon me,
Awaaz doge toh Aayenge.

Teri Saadgi

Kitni ajeeb judai thi k Tujhe Alvida B na keh saka,

Teri Saadgi mein itna fareb tha ke tujhe bewafa b na keh saka.

Never walk away

Never walk away from true friends,
when u see some faults,
be patient & realize that no body is perfect,
it's affection that matters, not perfection.

surat se pehle

Phul se Pehle khusbu ko jo Dekho,

krne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,

kisi ke rup me diwane n bano,

surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.

hamara to apko

Pal - Pal ki dosti ka wada hai,

Apnapan kuch itna jyada hai,

ye mat sochna ki bhool jayenge,

hamara to apko,

jindgi bhar satane ka irada hai.

hamara to apko

Pal - Pal ki dosti ka wada hai,

Apnapan kuch itna jyada hai,

ye mat sochna ki bhool jayenge,

hamara to apko,

jindgi bhar satane ka irada hai.

mushkil

Zindagi kabhi mushkil to kabhi asan hoti hai,

Ankho me nami,

Hoto pe muskan hoti hai,

na bhulna apani muskuraht ko,

issise har mushkil asan hoti hai.

dont say thanks

good looks catch the eyes but good character catches the heart..
" your bless wid both..!"
dont say thanks it was send to me
have a good day !

you realize little was enough

a famous poet eliot said,"when you get little, you want more, when you get more, you desier even more,but when you lose it, you realize little was enough"

aapki yaad

Hr ek Manzar pe udasi chayi hai,
chand ki roshni me b kami aayi hai,
akele ache the hm apne ashiyane me,
jaane aaj fir aapki yaad aayi hai.

Baadal ki tarah

Baadal ki tarah aawara hai hum

Aap bhula na skoge wo nzara hai hum

Jo tutke fanah ho jayega apki 1 khwhish k liye

Aasman ka wo andekha sitara hai hum....

Nasha apki bat ka

Kuch Nasha apki bat ka hai,
Kuch nasha dhimi barsat ka hai,
Hume ap yuhi diwana na kahe,
Is dil pe asar apki mulakat ka hai.

when i was in darkness

Dark were those days,
without ur sight,
when i was in darkness,
u gave me lightu gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you.

pyar rahega

Is Dil me uske liye itna pyar rahega,
ki waqt bhi uska gawah rhega.
uska pyar pata nhi kiske naseeb me ho,
par ye dil uski yaad ka haqdar rahega....

Keep Smiling

wats diff b/w urs and ma smile?
u smile vn u happy &
I smile wen i c u Happy.
So, Keep Smiling 2 keep me smiling

SArdarni

SArdarni ko sex ke bad geela laga to pucha oye condom kyu nahi lagaya
sardar : yaar pack mei likha tha do not use if the seal is broken !

time to anyone

BEfore giving yua time to nyone or anything ask yourself,
"Is it worth my time ?"
Because, where your time goes there your future comes.

Sometimes hurt

Sometimes A hurt is needed 2 make u grow,
Failure is needed 2make u grow,
Loss is needed 2make u gane,
Bcoz some lessons r best wen learnt thru pain..

Hasinao ki jan

Hasinao ki jan,
hasti hui pehchan,
Get killer PJ Funny Shayri & All.....
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Pagalo k jahan me welcome
Just sms Joint paglistan100420420

Rooh Zara Dhire

Ae Rooh Zara Dhire Dhire Nikalna,
Kahi Us Bekhabar ko khabar na ho Jaye,
Mere Zindagi ki Dua Mangta He Koi,
Kahi Us Dua ka Asar Na ho Jaye.

man askd God

1 day man askd God
what is difference b/w ur Love & My Love,
God Smiled & Replied,
A bird in sky is my Love & A bird in cage is ur Love...-

Pyar chhuipta nahi

Pyar chhuipta nahi ankhejhkane se,
Pyar rukta nhi kisi k samjane se,
Ruk jati h dhadkan tuje bhul jane se,
hmari to jindagi chalti hai teri yad aane se.

Dil se koi

Dil se koi hume apna bana paya hi nahi,
Raz humare dil k koi jaan paya hi nahi,
Kya mahsoos hogi kisi ko kami hamari,
Jab Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi...!!

Taraste Hue

Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,
Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho.
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Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?

FAct of our life:

FAct of our life:
Whenever we find the key 2 success......
Some idiots change the lock..
So.., 4get the key..
Learn to break the doors...!!!
Good Morning.

my friend 4ever

Hearts could only love for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile,
cloths won't forever be in style,
But having you as my friend 4ever worthwhile.

YOU

U R a Friend with a heart of gold.
How much you mean 2 me can never be told.
You are some1 so sweet & True.
1 in a milin and thats only " YOU" ....
Good Morning

never want 2 loose

Tears are something which are more special then smiles.
because u can smile at any one you like.
But u cry 4 that person whom u never want 2 loose.
Good Evening

mujhe Ring Doge

GIRL : - Mere B'day par mujhe Ring Doge Na.
BOY : - Of Course Jaan 1 Ya 2.
Girl Khush Hoke BoliTumhari mrzi
BOY : - Par ye to Batao Ring Mobile par Du Ya

Landline Par.

3 Ways to catch a tiger...

3 Ways to catch a tiger...
1. Newtons law: Allow the tiger to catch u, Then u catch the tiger..
2: Veerappan's law: Kidnap tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender..
3: Indian Police method : Catch a cat and keep it until it agrees it is a tiger :-)

Payara Dost

Ek hai Aasman ka Tara Dusara hai Samundar Kinara,
Bewafa Hai Jamana Sara Nasib Hai Acha Hamara,
Jo Mila Dost Aap Jaisa Pyara..

ab kafhi achchha mhsoos ho rha hai..

This is my leg...
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etni der tk (Leg) dbane ka sujriya,
ab kafhi achchha mhsoos ho rha hai..

Golden Words

Golden Wrds-
Kisi b insan ki khushi ka " KAARAN" bano,
Khushi ka "HISSA" Nahi...
aur kisi b insan k dukh ka " HISSA" Bano,
dukh ka "KAARAN" nhi..

Try This Game

Try ds game very intersting
Take ur mobile select vibrate mode
& put in water & Call from Landline
Ur Mobile will start Swiming. :-)

Select ur favourate no which r u

Select ur favourate no which r u
1-phsyco
3-smart
5-confused
7-dangerous
9-adjustable
25-sentimental
35-beauty
57-naughty
79-excellent
99-romantic
100-kenjus
100 is ur favourate no.

Maa ki Dua

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
Uski Baddua Taali nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar v maa 3 - 4 Bachhe paal leti he Lekin 3 - 4 Beto se 1 maa Paali Nahi Jati.

I DON KNW

If v were born knowin everything Den wAt wud V do al d time on this planet?
B proud 2 say I DON KNW

Height of

Height Of "Ohh shit .. " like situation:??
A Guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms & & ??
makes a spelling mistake.

Santa & Doctor

Santa to Doctor : Main susu subha 6 baje karta hu & Tatti 7 Baje.
Doctor : to isme problem kya hai?
Santa : Jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai...

Biryani khane ki Dua

Niyyat karta hu mein 4 plate biryani ki,
Waaste 15 - 20 boti ke,
Raita or Salaad ke saath,
Mooh mera deg ki taraf,
Allah Humma toot pado AB....

Asked

She asked : " Who is beautiful,
Me or Moon ?
I Replied : " I don't know bt when I see U I 4get d Moon & wen I see d moon I Rember U.:-)

Good Night

Kal Raat ko Kitab mujhe dekhte rahi,
Nend mujhe apni aur khincti rahi,
Nend ka jhoka dil moh gaya,
Aur 1 rat fir India ka future bina pade so gaya......
Good Night :-)

5 Aadate'n

5 Aadate'n Insan ko Barbad Kar dete hai

1 Susti

2 Gussa

3 Matlab Parasti

4 Ghamand

5 Hasad Aur Jalan

News Paper

Aaj News paper mai pada ki Dosto ko SMS Karne say Dil Ki Bimari Ho sakti hai

To aaj say band.
Kya Sms

Nahi Yar

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News Paper.
GM