Height of

Height Of "Ohh shit .. " like situation:??
A Guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms & & ??
makes a spelling mistake.

Santa & Doctor

Santa to Doctor : Main susu subha 6 baje karta hu & Tatti 7 Baje.
Doctor : to isme problem kya hai?
Santa : Jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai...

Biryani khane ki Dua

Niyyat karta hu mein 4 plate biryani ki,
Waaste 15 - 20 boti ke,
Raita or Salaad ke saath,
Mooh mera deg ki taraf,
Allah Humma toot pado AB....

Asked

She asked : " Who is beautiful,
Me or Moon ?
I Replied : " I don't know bt when I see U I 4get d Moon & wen I see d moon I Rember U.:-)

Good Night

Kal Raat ko Kitab mujhe dekhte rahi,
Nend mujhe apni aur khincti rahi,
Nend ka jhoka dil moh gaya,
Aur 1 rat fir India ka future bina pade so gaya......
Good Night :-)

5 Aadate'n

5 Aadate'n Insan ko Barbad Kar dete hai

1 Susti

2 Gussa

3 Matlab Parasti

4 Ghamand

5 Hasad Aur Jalan

News Paper

Aaj News paper mai pada ki Dosto ko SMS Karne say Dil Ki Bimari Ho sakti hai

To aaj say band.
Kya Sms

Nahi Yar

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News Paper.
GM