Monday, June 14, 2010

my friend 4ever

Hearts could only love for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile,
cloths won't forever be in style,
But having you as my friend 4ever worthwhile.

YOU

U R a Friend with a heart of gold.
How much you mean 2 me can never be told.
You are some1 so sweet & True.
1 in a milin and thats only " YOU" ....
Good Morning

never want 2 loose

Tears are something which are more special then smiles.
because u can smile at any one you like.
But u cry 4 that person whom u never want 2 loose.
Good Evening

mujhe Ring Doge

GIRL : - Mere B'day par mujhe Ring Doge Na.
BOY : - Of Course Jaan 1 Ya 2.
Girl Khush Hoke BoliTumhari mrzi
BOY : - Par ye to Batao Ring Mobile par Du Ya

Landline Par.

3 Ways to catch a tiger...

3 Ways to catch a tiger...
1. Newtons law: Allow the tiger to catch u, Then u catch the tiger..
2: Veerappan's law: Kidnap tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender..
3: Indian Police method : Catch a cat and keep it until it agrees it is a tiger :-)

Payara Dost

Ek hai Aasman ka Tara Dusara hai Samundar Kinara,
Bewafa Hai Jamana Sara Nasib Hai Acha Hamara,
Jo Mila Dost Aap Jaisa Pyara..

ab kafhi achchha mhsoos ho rha hai..

This is my leg...
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etni der tk (Leg) dbane ka sujriya,
ab kafhi achchha mhsoos ho rha hai..

Golden Words

Golden Wrds-
Kisi b insan ki khushi ka " KAARAN" bano,
Khushi ka "HISSA" Nahi...
aur kisi b insan k dukh ka " HISSA" Bano,
dukh ka "KAARAN" nhi..

Try This Game

Try ds game very intersting
Take ur mobile select vibrate mode
& put in water & Call from Landline
Ur Mobile will start Swiming. :-)

Select ur favourate no which r u

Select ur favourate no which r u
1-phsyco
3-smart
5-confused
7-dangerous
9-adjustable
25-sentimental
35-beauty
57-naughty
79-excellent
99-romantic
100-kenjus
100 is ur favourate no.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Maa ki Dua

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
Uski Baddua Taali nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar v maa 3 - 4 Bachhe paal leti he Lekin 3 - 4 Beto se 1 maa Paali Nahi Jati.

I DON KNW

If v were born knowin everything Den wAt wud V do al d time on this planet?
B proud 2 say I DON KNW

Height of

Height Of "Ohh shit .. " like situation:??
A Guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms & & ??
makes a spelling mistake.

Santa & Doctor

Santa to Doctor : Main susu subha 6 baje karta hu & Tatti 7 Baje.
Doctor : to isme problem kya hai?
Santa : Jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai...

Biryani khane ki Dua

Niyyat karta hu mein 4 plate biryani ki,
Waaste 15 - 20 boti ke,
Raita or Salaad ke saath,
Mooh mera deg ki taraf,
Allah Humma toot pado AB....

Asked

She asked : " Who is beautiful,
Me or Moon ?
I Replied : " I don't know bt when I see U I 4get d Moon & wen I see d moon I Rember U.:-)

Good Night

Kal Raat ko Kitab mujhe dekhte rahi,
Nend mujhe apni aur khincti rahi,
Nend ka jhoka dil moh gaya,
Aur 1 rat fir India ka future bina pade so gaya......
Good Night :-)