Dnt eat

4wrd dis2 whm u care abt -

Dnt eat maggi,

chinese food,

ice cream products n spcialy cake,

becz it wil cause severe stomch pain whn u eat dem
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'WITHOUT ME'...

Chalta hai Nvr Mind

True Heart Eveything happens 4 a Purpose,
Our Frndship Wasnt an accident,
My destiny wanted me 2 get d best but Unfortunately U got d Best.
Chalta hai Nvr Mind., GM

PAGALPATNI

PAGALPATNI

If Boy propose Grl

Her 5 Ans

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V R Frnd

I Luv Sum1

I Have Family Problem
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Grl Prpose A Boy

Ha

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Ha

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Kamino Koi To Standard Banao Apna.:-)

Petrol Price

Petrol Price

in Pakistan 26

Bangladesh 22

Nepal 34

Burma 30

Afganisthan 36

Qathar 30

INDIA 53

basic cost per liter 16.50

centre tax 11.80

excise Duty 9.75

State Tax 8.00

Vat Ces 4.00

Total 50.05

Now extra 3 rupees great job frm govt..

pass this message to all.

supported bharat bandh on 5th July

branch manager

1 admi roz subha 10 baje ped ki daal pe chadh k baith jata tha or 5 baje utar jata tha.

pucho kyu?

MBA krke pagal ho gya tha khud ko branch manager smjhata tha...

CHINA Cricket

CHINA Cricket Q Nhi Khelta?
Qki TECHNICAL Problem HaeSab Players ka face Ek Jaisa Hota HaeJo Out Ho Gaya Wahi Muh Dhoke Phir se Aa Skta Hai!

Santa Engage

I Am Getting engaged on 28th NOV, SUNDAY.
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Santa ki Girl frnd usko itna keh kar chali gayi..:)

Santa

Snta pehli bar plane me betha jese hi plane ka agla pahiy upar utha snta ja kr pilot ko marne lga " Sale me pehle hi dara hua huaur tu stunt dikha raha he"!! GD

Teacher & Student

Teacher - Bachho, Kasam Khao k Cigret, Shaarab aur Ladki ko Nahi Chuoge, Desh k Liye jaan de doge.
Students - de denge sir, Aisi zindagi jee kar bhi kya karna?

Mistks r Many

Mistks r Many but apologies r few,

Prsns to hurt r many, but shoulders to lean r few,

frnds r many bt true r few,

So thanx to being my true friend forever,

Kaho Usi Se

@nnu~4u:
Kaho Usi Se Jo Na Kahe Kisi Se,
Mango Usi Se Jo De De Khushi Se,
Chaho Usi Ko, Jo Mile Kismat Se,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Nibhaye Hasi Se.

Dabaang PJ

Dabaang PJ - Teacher ne mujhe Kaha " Where is ur pen" Wah Teacher ne Mujhe Kaha " Where is ur pen"
Maine bola..
"Tere Mast Mast do Nain, Mere Dil ka le gye Chain"

Ek Bat hamesha yad rakhna

Ek Bat hamesha yad rakhna

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2 Chi je kismt valo ko hi milti hai

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1 - Samose k sath xtra chatni

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2- Gupchup Khane ke bad papdi

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baat karo ya na karo

Rishtey nibhane ka andaz aana chahiye,
Yaad karne k liye meetha bahana chahiye,
baat karo ya na karo,
par ek pyara sa SMS roz aana chahiye..

Aaj Sunday Hai

"Aaj Sunday Hai"
Is MSG ko 100 logo ko bhejo $ believe me,
7din baad phir se sunday aa jaega!It realy works,
Ignore kiya to kal monday ayega its true

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi & Eid Mubarak

Wish U V V Happy Ganesh Chaturthi & Eid Mubarak njoy the unity of community while celebrating these 2 festival on same day.

DASHAHARA

Let us fill the world with JOY AMD LAUGHTER. "HAPPY DASHAHARA". From (Name)

DASERA

WISH U & UR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY & PROSPEROUS DASERA.
WISH THIS DASERA BRING ALL UR DREAMS COME TRUE.

SPELLING MISTAKE

Khoon se likh diya har Diwar pe uska Naam,

Aur Fir Tod di har Diwar Jis pe Likha tha uska Naam,

Q Ki,

Q ki,
"SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR".

Safe Diwali

Light a Lamp of Love,

Blast a Chain of Sorrows,

Shoot a Rocket of Prosperity,

Wishing you And Your Family

"HAPPY & SAFE DIWALI!!!!"

Diwali

Wish you and ur family a very happy Diwali.

Diwali

There's always something warm & Bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, & hearts are full of cheer, thts y, this special Greeting comes ur way, to wish u all life's best, on "DIWALI" & in the coming year, too ..... WITH REGARDS (Name)

Diwali

MAy this diwali enlightens u nd ur family wid all d happiness & Prosperity.
May all ur wishes cum true.
wishing u & ur family a gr8 Diwali festival.
Happy Diwali.
From (NAme)

Diwali

From (NAme) Wishing You and your family a very happy and safe diwali

DIPAWALI

Dil Ke Dipak Se Diye Jalayenge,
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Dhadkan k Rango se Rangoli Sajayenge,
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.Par Aapko wish kiye bina kese Diwali Manayenge.
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"HAPPY DIPAWALI"2U & FAMILY

Rat & Cat

lIFE IS LIKE RACE BETWEEN CAT & RAT.
RAT MOSTLY WINS, BCOZ CAT RUNS 4 FOOD , & RAT RUNS 4 LIFE.
REMEMBER, " PURPOSE IS MORE IMPORTANT DEN NEED"

Happy Dussehra

Ho aapki life mei khushiyao kamela,
Kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela,
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera,
Aur aapko hamari taraf se
Happy Dussehra!....

Types of Smiling

:)) Big Smile

:) Simple Smile

:> Happy Smile

:<>

:$ Smiley Smile

:D Toothy Smile

;$ Winky SmileSelect

any but KEEP SMILING

4ever .... gd mrn

Wife & Husband

Wife : Chaloona, Aaj Sunday he, Bhar Chalte he or Driving my Karungi?

Husband : WOW! Matlab Jayenge Car me, Aur Ayenge kal k Akhbaar me

JUMA MUBARAK

Jisko Sarkare do - alam se mohabbt hogi, Us par ALLAH ki har lamha Inayt hongi, Bhejta rahiye darud - O Salam Aaqa par, khwab me apko Aaqa ki Ziyarat hogi. $ JUMA MUBARAK $

Assalaamualaikum

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Kch nahi Bas Salam Kr ke 10 Nekiya Kamani thi..Ramzaan hai to 700 nekiya ho gayi..Walaikum Assalaam!!. Jawab nhi diya to gunah hoga.....

EID - MUBARAK.

Rub Buri Nazar Se Bachaye,
Aapko Chand Sitaro Se Sajaye,
Aapko Gam Kye Hota Hai Bhool Hi Jao,
Khuda Zindagi me Itna Hasaye Aapko.
EID - MUBARAK.

Dua

" Rabbi Minkulli Zanmbi Watube Illaihi"
Ye Dua 10 Dosto ko Bhejne Se ALLAH Tum Par Se Musibat Hata Dega.
ALLAH Par Bharosa Hai to Bhej Kar Dekho..
"ASAD"

Friends r like

Friends r like fishes, U have 2 sit patiently 4 a long time 2 catch a gud 1.
Jst lke I Caught u.
So better stay nice othrwse I will FRY U..;-) gn

PAGALBOY : -

PAGALBOY : -
Zindagi Ek Cigarette ki Tarah Hai.
Enjoy Karo.
Warna
Jal To Rahi Hi Hai.
Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

Teacher & Student

Teacher : U Call ur Mother as mum, what will u call ur Mother's Younger sister & Elder Sister?Student : "Minimum" & "Maximum".